Isn't Anyone Else Available?

People are upset that Time Magazine has now put Barack Obama on their cover for the 12th time.

That breaks the record of most times a politician has been on the same magazine cover, unless you count the 15 times Janet Reno graced the cover of Muscle & Fitness.

Weirdos And Horses

What's the deal with these weirdos having sex with horses? This time, a man who was already in trouble for messing with a horse, is back in jail after security cameras caught him returning to the exact same horse and having sex with it again!!!!

Although, to be fair -- his brother claims he was on medication to help him him maintain a stable relationship.

Cat Blocks Dog Intrusion @ Yahoo! Video

What's That Smell?

Fans of Amy Whinehouse can now purchase her brand new perfume, and smell just like she does.

If you're looking for it in the store, I believe it's called: "Dumpster #9.

My Parking Ticket

So this afternoon, after leaving my "morning job" I found a ticket on my windshield. (Which for starters is odd considering I work for the city where I had parked my vehicle.) So I sit there trying to figure out if I had parked in a handicapped spot by accident or something.... nope, didn't do that.

How odd, I thought to myself. There's no reason I should have a ticket on my windshield. So, I get out of the car and take it off the windshield. I looked around as I took it off, and noticed nobody else had one on their vehicle.


Turns out the joke was on me. It wasn't a real ticket at all. Someone had "punked" me and placed a fake traffic on my windshield. Not sure who did it, but I have a pretty good idea. Either way, I found the website online where you can buy these "fake tickets". They're kinda pricey, but I guess worth it if you want to tick off your friends, or leave them on the windshields of people that really do deserve a traffic ticket of some sort.


My violation: "Parking Like A Jack-Ass". Lovely.

If you'd like the website where you can order some of own traffic tickets, click HERE.

All Star Game 2009

If you'd like to see all of my pictures from the All Star Game last night, you can check them out by clicking HERE.

All Star Week Continues...

It's Show Time!

It's going to be an exciting next few days in Saint Louis, as the 2009 All Star Game comes to town. Already, you can feel the excitement around the city as the decorations are set up, visitors are filing into the downtown hotels and ticket scalpers are cashing in.

I paid a visit to the official All Star Game store earlier in the day. Not surprising, most things are pretty expensive. A shot glass was the cheapest item I found - that was for $10. I can't seem to bring myself to pay $35 dollars for a tee shirt.

Tomorrow is the celebrity softball game at the stadium. Monday is the Home Run Derby. Tuesday is the big day though. I'm very excited to get to be in attendance at an All Star Game in my home town.

I'll try to post as many stories, photos and video clips as I can over the next few days. I'll have my flip cam and digital camera with me the entire week. Stay tuned!

Want Another Ten Years?

Scientists claim they've found a drug that can add ten years onto your life.

Apparently that was the ONE drug Michael Jackson was NOT taking.

Wacko Jacko Memorial Service

They're still working out the details on Michael Jackson's funeral service. But, here's what we know so far: All of those lucky winners that got a ticket will get to see amazing musical performances and tributes, then you'll file by Michaels body to pay your last respects, while Joe Jackson tells you about his record company's latest projects

Happy 4th Of July!!!

I love my country. I really do. I'm guessing most of you truly love America as well. That's why I'm taking time to ask you to start paying attention to what's going on in Washington DC. Read the news, do your research and be informed about what politicians are trying to do to our country. It's not always exciting. It's certainly easier to search the web for jokes and funny videos, or play on Facebook. But, if people don't start paying attention and fighting back against these idiots in government, we aren't going to recognize America anymore.

I was talking to someone yesterday about the cap and trade bill that just passed the House last week. The person I mentioned this to had no clue what it even was. That was incredibly scary to me. People in congress are pushing through all kinds of stuff at lightning speed that will change your life in too many ways to count, and a lot of people aren't even paying attention.

So, starting this weekend -- shoot off your fireworks and gather with friends and family, fly those flags proudly, and most importantly, start paying attention to what's happening in DC and speak out against all of the nonsense. If you don't, you'll ask yourself in the not too distant future, "What happened to my country?"

Have a safe and happy 4th of July holiday!