Too Much Info For Your Facebook Status

I think some of you that use Facebook know people that put just a little bit too much information on their status updates. These are a few I came up with that could be considered a bit "too much info" to share with your friends:


"Just finished a threesome with two of the Golden Girls."

"Can't sleep because of the stupid rectal itch."

"The wife is in the mood and I can't get it up."

"The wife isn't in the mood and I can't get it down."

"It's tough to focus on work with this picture of Rosie O Donnell in a bikini on my desktop background."

"Holy crap! Ryan Seacrest just walked out my closet!"

"I like big ears and I cannot lie."

"I'm pretty sure Pat Sajak is sending me secret signals through the TV"

"Just trapped a pidgeon in my microwave."