Campaign Jokes

Ahhh... it's finally over. Now what? Well, here are a few of my favorite jokes from the last year or so, during the Presidential Campaign......

Barack Obama has invited Scarlett Johanson to his nominating convention.... not to be outdone, today John McCain invited Wilford Brimley.

Barack Obama had 100,000 people down to hear him speak this weekend... and after the speech, he fed the entire crowd with 6 loaves of bread and a few fish.

Did you know that John McCain's wife -- Cindy McCain is a race car driver? She races cars as a hobby. She won't let John drive thecars though -- since ya know, he always leaves the left turn blinker on.

They say not to count out John McCain... he's survived a lot of stuff... cancer, the primaries, being a prisoner of war, that great flood in the ark....

Sarah Palin will star on Saturday Night Live..... not to be outdone, John McCain's the main guest tonight on the Lawerence Welk Show.

Catherine Zeta Jones will appear at the Democratic convention.... not to be outdone, at the Republican convention, John McCain invited the fat guy from the Subway commercials.

Well, John Edwards finally admitted on Friday that he did in fact have an affair with a 42 year old woman while he was running for President. Not to be outdone -- John McCain said he had a three way with two of the Golden Girls.