Halloween Jokes

Here are a handful of jokes that the kids can use when going "Trick Or Treating":


What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed


What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin


A kid says "Mommy, Mommy!, the kids at school call me a werewolf!"
The Mom says: Shut up son and go brush your face.


What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster?
Hello, Hello, Hello


How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!


Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer


Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos


Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend